![]() Look at that! It's an ancient, golden, WWF Championship Belt! Their 8 year old son, FREDDIE BOATH, stumbles upon the chest.īecause of my combination of my mother's love for Egypt and my fathers sense of moving the plot along, I'm going to open this chest and. Seriously, do we hate the Ancient Egyptians or something? Oh, they're great! They're what helped us find that chest of the Scorpion King! They also helped us find the key to open that chest RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO IT. Speaking of moronic things, how are those flashbacks you've been having? And for some reason, they also love making you and I look like a couple of incompetent morons. ![]() Yes, well, a part of that is because the writers have decided to abandon the horror aspect in favor of action sequences. Five minutes in and we're doing the same stupid shit. You know, you'd think we'd have learned from our mistakes from the last movie, but nooooooooo. While on a dig, BRENDAN FRASER and RACHEL WEISZ disturb a chest of yet another mythical, apocalypse-bringing creature, this time played by DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON.
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